Angryphysicist wrote that in Einstein field equations
… the notation is irrelevant to the actual calculations, you could use various smiley faces if you wish.
Internet is amazing. I found that a physicist has already been studying Einstein’s field equations in smiley formalism:
:):-J_:>_;) - 1/2:):-J_:>_;) = 
_:>_;) = :-#:-(_:>_;)
In this equation all smileys have their usual meanings.
This physicist discovered that smiley solutions have perfect correspondence with all the known solutions in formalism space of Einstein equations. He claims that smiley black holes are the real things not the black holes of physics classic. He is now developing corresponding smiley spacetimes. He has also developed the Smiley Standard Model where fundamental particle classification obeys the rules of smiley categories. This makes much more sense than the haphazard and sentimental labeling used by physicists.
In the Smiley Standard Model,
- quarks = grin
- leptons = wink
- gauge bosons = sick
- hadrons = sad
- mesons = drool
- baryons = angry
- proton = sleepy
- neutron = eyed
- atoms = smile
This is all so charming, isn’t it? Smileys are also strange because they jump up and down. In smiley space spin does not exist as an observabability. Therefore, the Smiley Standard Model predicts that the observation of the tau wink is imminent.
Like classic Standard Model the Smiley Standard Model contains hypothetical particles. So the hypothetical particle of grin is grinitino. The hypo for wink is winkolino. Smile has its own smilexon. As is well known the hypo of sleepy is sleepyton and sleepyton has been found to be the long sought after Dormitive Virtue of classical scholasticism. It is so exciting for physics that this Dormitive Virtue will be observed in the next giant virtual collider.
It turns out that physicists explain everything as dormitive virtues. The only difference is that physicists are not scholastics, they are true scientists of the Newtonian brand, so they call their Dormitive Virtues particles and forces. Oh! Forces! The most sacred of all Dormitive Virtues.
One of my favorite dormitive virtues invented by physicists is the chronon which is, as you guessed, the particle for time. By defining a dormitive virtue called chronon physicists quantized time. So each second ticking becomes a particle. Smiley paradigm does not allow a smiley for time.
As you see smiley physics reduces to physics classic at low absurd levels. Physics classic is the speed of light absurd. Smiley physics is a low absurd approximation to physics classic.
As in physics classic in smiley physics too Einstein field equations have infinite solutions. But these solutions live in smiley infinity therefore the smiley Anti-DeSitter space or SADS is much sadder than ADS (i.e., dominated by hadrons). When you couple SADS with Smiley-branes you get the classical gauge-gravity duality. It can easily be shown that S-branes coupled to SADS contradict the Noether current in ADS with a zero plus or minus action density. This action trivially predicts the Doubly Special Relativity where zero has infinite values. Therefore this well known paradox is an observabability and experiments are under way at CERN to prove that Doubly Special Relativity is a new revolution of String Theory AND NOT of Quantum Gravity.
A female phenomenologist who has the backing of famous Smolin from the Perimeter Institute has just published a winky paper on the relation of DSR and SADS in the peer backslapped journal Psychic Letters D and she tied everything nicely to soccer ball paradox. But since soccer ball paradox is a subset of the fortune cookie universe paradigm this whole thing makes perfect sense. If you are a physicist, that is.
The physicist who invented the smiley paradigm believes that the current physics wars can only be ended and physics unified again only if the smiley paradigm is adapted by both the String Theory and Quantum Gravity cults. A third symbolism based on smileys will unify these two cults, he says. After all everyone loves smileys.casino bike 2003 grand show tunicamonte carlo francs 100 casinocasino cedars hotel 7for fun grand american play casinohotel room rates aladdin casinobedroom suites casinos 2 city atlanticameristar and casino hotelcredit card gambling merchant account retail Map
So does that mean that Mandy of Billy & Mandy’s Grim adventures represents a baryon prodded along by the chronon particle Billy in the 2 dimensions they exist in? If so is Grim a hadron attempting to renormalize the brane they constantly disturb? I was never good at cartoon physics.