To me F=ma is an absurd statement which is equal to

\infty = m \frac{0}{0^2}

Here’s the derivation: F is the Newtonian force. By definition the Newtonian force acts instantaneously from a distance. Therefore, for the Newtonian force all distances are zero. As far as F is concerned radius R of any orbit is zero because F traverses any distance in zero time. Therefore, for F, time terms in an equation are always zero. Time does not exist for F. Consequently, the period of any orbit, as seen by F, is always zero.

So we can write F=ma as

F=m\frac{R}{T^2} = m \frac{0}{0^2} = \infty

Therefore the fundamental equation of the precise science of physics is:

\infty=m\frac{0}{0^2}

But any science which is based on an equation of type

\infty=\frac{0}{0}

will have in its toolbox sophisticated renormalization methods. Therefore it is trivial in physics to apply a triple renormalization to

\infty=m\frac{0}{0^2}

and recover Newton’s authority:

F=ma


2 Responses to “Fundamental equation of physics”  

  1. 1 Kea

    Heh, heh. I enjoyed that one! Hmmm. There must be some amusing variations on this theme using categorified cardinalities…..

  2. 2 Pioneer1

    I hope you’ll write about them . . .




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